A       A#      A#sus4  B       Bm      C#      C7      
<====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  
 |O||    ||OO    ||OO    ||||    ||||    OOO|    |||O   
 O|||    |O||    ||||    ||OO    |OOO    ||||    ||||   
 ||||    O|||    OO||    |O||    ||||    ||||    ||||   
 ||||    ||||    ||||    O|||    O|||    |||O    ||||   
.||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   
 ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||   

Cm7     D#      D#dim7  D#m     D7      Dm      E       
<====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  
 ||||    |||O    ||||    |||O    ||||    ||O|    O|||   
 ||||    ||||    O|O|    ||O|    OOO|    OO||    |||O   
 OOOO    |OO|    |O|O    OO||    |||O    ||||    ||||   
 ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    |O||   
.||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   
 ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||   

F       F#      Fdim7   Gm      Gm7     
<====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  
 ||O|    |O|O    O|O|    |||O    ||OO   
 O|||    ||O|    |O|O    |O||    |O||   
 ||||    O|||    ||||    ||O|    ||||   
 ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||   
.||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   
 ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||   

[verse]
Gm              D#               A#               A#    F/A
 Heya Tom, it's Bob... from the office down the hall
Gm               D#                 F    A#/F F
 Good to see you buddy, how've you been?

D#dim7
 Things have been OK for me
 Gm              Gm7/F     C7/E
except that I'm a zombie now
                           F
I really wish you'd let us in

D#                 A#                D7         Gm  (A#)
Think I speak for all of us when I say I understand
  D#                 A#                D7         Gm  (A#)
Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demand
    D#
But here's an FYI:
D#m
You're all gonna die screaming


[chorus]
A# A#    F F           D# D#             F F
All we want to do is eat your brains
            A# A#                  F F                     D#
We're not unreasonable, (I mean) no one's gonna eat your eyes

A# A#    F F           D# D#             F F
All we want to do is eat your brains
            Gm Gm         Dm Dm           D#
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:

       D#    A#    Cm7
If you open up the doors
D#         A#      D#        F
We'll all come inside and eat your
A#
brains


[verse]
Gm               D#                    A#                     F/A
 I don't want to nitpick, Tom, but is this really your plan?
Gm                        D#               F    A#/F F
 To spend your whole life locked inside a mall?

D#dim7
 Maybe that's OK for now but
Gm                Gm7/F           C7/E
someday you'll be out of food and guns
                                 F
And then you'll have to make the call

    D#                A#               D7                 Gm  (A#)
I'm not surprised to see you haven't thought it through enough
    D#             A#                 D7             Gm  (A#)
You never had the head for all that bigger picture stuff
    D#
But Tom, that's what I do,
      D#m
and I plan on eating you slowly


[chorus]
A# A#    F F           D# D#             F F
All we want to do is eat your brains
            A# A#                  F F                     D#
We're not unreasonable, (I mean) no one's gonna eat your eyes

A# A#    F F           D# D#             F F
All we want to do is eat your brains
            Gm Gm         Dm Dm           D#
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:

       D#    A#    Cm7
If you open up the doors
D#         A#      D#        F
We'll all come inside and eat your
A#
brains


[bridge]
            C#               Fdim7     B
I'd like to help you Tom, in any way I can
         Bm                             F#
I sure appreciate the way you're working with me
          C#               Fdim7           D#m
I'm not a monster Tom, well, technically I am
          A#
I guess I am


[solo]
A# A# | F F
D# D# | F F
A# A# | F F
D#

A# A#   | F F
D# D#   | F F
Gm Gm | Dm Dm
D# Gm


[verse]
Gm                D#                  A#                  F/A
 I've got another meeting Tom, maybe we could wrap it up
   Gm                D#             F      A#/F F
 I know we'll get to common ground somehow

D#dim7
Meanwhile I'll report back to my
Gm                  Gm7/F          C7/E
colleagues who were chewing on the doors
                             F
I guess we'll table this for now

    D#               A#                D7         Gm  (A#)
I'm glad to see you take constructive criticism well
D#                  A#                  D7          Gm  (A#)
Thank you for your time, I know we're all busy as hell

          D#
And we'll put this thing to bed
D#m
When I bash your head open


[chorus]
A# A#    F F           D# D#             F F
All we want to do is eat your brains
            A# A#                  F F                     D#
We're not unreasonable, (I mean) no one's gonna eat your eyes

A# A#    F F           D# D#             F F
All we want to do is eat your brains
            Gm Gm         Dm Dm           D#
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:

       D#    A#    Cm7
If you open up the doors
D#         A#      D#        F
We'll all come inside and eat your
A#  A#sus4  A#
brains